I'm not sure if I believe it
But I hold onto it so much
So tight, I really squeeze it
I mash it up so hard inside my hand I'm almost sure that I killed it
I check it for a pulse but I can't remember ABC correctly
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three count one, two, three
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three count one, two, three, one, two, three

Kate Nash "Musical Theatre"